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teambrownman:

jitterbugjive:

the-real-seebs:

restaurant-rants:

planetsxcollide:

violentsandwich:

screaming-at-the-constellations:

That’s fucking cruel

This isn’t fucking funny. My mom has been a waitress almost all of my life and for most of it we lived off of scraps. She worked hard every damn day being paid less than minimum wage to help raise us four kids. All of our meals, all of our clothing, all of our school books, our fucking rent was always paid by tips. Some weeks were better than others but we learned how to make our dimes stretch and now she is doing better, with a manager position where things are more stable for her.
Bakc to the point, don’t any of you ever, EVER FUCKING DO THIS. SPREADING THE WORD OF YOUR RELIGION IS FINE AND DANDY BUT DON’T TO IT AT THE COST OF A SINGLE MOTHER NOT BEING ABLE TO FEED HERSELF SO HER KIDS CAN HAVE A PLACE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.

^^^This

When Christians act like little fucks

I have had online discussions with the people who think this is in any way okay, and boy, was that frustrating.

One of my friends had a lovely solution to the thing where people offer you things like this: Don’t unfold it, don’t even look at it, just put it in your pocket and thank them profusely, explaining how you didn’t know where your next meal was coming from and you’d been praying, and God must have heard them because now you can buy food for your kids.

Yo I’m pretty sure this is considered lying, and lying is a sin.

So, sure, go ahead and sin against your own religion to spread it out, that totally works.

Because clearly, people enjoy being tricked and lied to and given false hope, clearly this will make them want to join your cause.

Ugh.

Someone did this to me once with a hundred dollar bill. It was so infuriating.

(Source: nergal-junior)

stuckonprospit:

technicolortwinkie:

majorajackson:

viledeer:

uncomfortablestuck in which the dancestors are banned from makeup, body mods, scary clothes and having tattoos

this just in, kurloz is actually a huge nerd

KURLOZ LOOKS ADORABLE

HES NOT SCARY AT ALL

friskygrandma:

I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!

highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

(Source: pia-pium)

paperseverywhere:

dave bein dave

hayleywilliasm:

You are gorgeous. And honestly, whether you are super thin or bigger than most… You could lose weight, gain weight or stay the same forever and you know what wouldn’t change? Your heart. It will always be what makes you even more beautiful.

soradiesinkh3:

jules616:

Agreed.

JLA #90.

OH SHIT

cooking for annie

lychgate:

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now i really cant imagine annie having a voice any different then a baby scot

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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Well now we do

(Source: gameofbooze)

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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